Hello! I'm a walking paradox: the most humble of all hoes, with self aggrandizement as their brand. My friends hire me. Sexual thespians admire me. And muggles never tire me.

TEXT ME, it's my favorite. And I will get back ASAP. Please answer the following for efficient communication:

Who are you, where are you, and what are you looking for? I'm not a one trick pony, but a pig pimp with stable. So, tell me what you're looking for and I'll let you know if I'm able.

I'm a swine with skills.
Entrepreneurial Human-Dildo
Pimper of Dads, Cuddle Humper of Boys


BookHog. Muscletard. SlingKing. Slayer of Sexual Thespians KinkPervNerd. Badboy Sweetheart. Primalist Dom. RaunchMagician. Twisted New School BDSM KiNk experimentalist.

Oh and my 7.5" is tends to be larger than his 8".

The product is reviewed as the best experience of someone's life!
http://www.daddysreviews.com/search/Active/~/malestud_sf

I'm real. I have my own place to host in SF. But I travel frequently, often by motorcycle. Sometimes quite fast. Vrooom!


Vanilla to Bondage, Domination, Sadomasochism, to Full tilt KINK. Longer sessions preferable, boners for days! Beginners Welcome! Advanced Players too! And yes I can teach you how to quit topping from the bottom!


Folks into manscent, body hair, impact play, rough and brutal, as well as sapiosexuals tend to favor me.
Yes BDSM KINK . Chances are, I fucked your psychologist and he told me all about your PARAPHILIA.

I have a background in philosophy and film production. If provoked, occasionally eggheaded shit may fly out of my mouth. Pardon in advance. Oh I write about this all too. Discretion respected.


My pics are for potential hires and not pic collectors. My password is Tipme or maybe TipMe just try it.