Well hello to you too!

Name’s Johnnie Lake. Just as it says on my profile. Coincidence? Conspiracy? I shan’t tell you. Muahaha.


Anyyyyhow, glad to see you around this neck of the woods. I happen to offer personalised companionship, which encompasses anything and everything you yearn for. Discretion, passion, professionalism, openness and closeness. As long as you share your desires, I will fulfil them. At the very least, I’ll try. Never shunned away from a challenge or a new experience ;P


As you can see, my profile isn’t very grand or extraordinary; doesn’t have offers for free unicorns every appointment (though I do provide Phoenix’s hatchlings for only £24.99. Grab quick, they tend to set my pen ablaze a lot. Also, sounded like a sexual innuendo. Win-win?)


Instead, I’m relying on good ol’ charm to seduce you. That’s if the pictures didn’t do that already ;)

And wit, so I don’t seem like a total twit. Rhyme, too, apparently. huh.


Well, I hope I gave you a decent idea of whether I’m the boy you’re looking for. I’m all about you making an educated and confident decision in whom you choose to meet :P


If you’ve enjoyed what I’ve written so far, then huzzah! AND, if you also find the photos of me alluring, then hell, we are a match made in meeting and relationship heaven. (Get it? Hell and Heaven? Yin-Yang? I'll stop.)


Prejudice isn’t my forte, thus expect only courtesy and kindness ;)


Sooo… See you soon?

Your *not-so* Secret Admirer,

Johnnie Lake