Making contact with Simon took a while. He seemed to miss some of my emails. But once we had scheduled our appointment, he was prompt and everything went smoothly. In person, he explained that he’s usually busy with his “real” job, and with a personal life that obviously revolves around women. His profile is accurate. Some of the body pics may be old or borrowed, but they’re in the ballpark. No abs but no flab. He has the natural vigor of youth. In Simon’s case, the most important pics are the ones you’ll need to ask him to unlock. Those are definitely him, and he does not disappoint! The profile and interview are unusually honest. When we finally met, I found him to be smart, verbal, witty, cautious about his reputation, and clear about his limits. Exactly as promised: a highly sexual straight man willing to give me a taste of what girls line up for, and ruin me with it. He doesn’t do most of the things other advertisers do. He was smug and occasionally dismissive -- and very firm about his boundaries. But he was also a good sport, and accepted my attention without a trace of homophobia. He needed straight porn to perform. When he turned it on, the effect was immediate and *mesmerizing*. Simon definitely lived up to those pictures. While he showed me what I had been missing, he boasted that women compete for a chance to take a life-changing ride on it. (I tried, but...) I’m sure he was telling the truth.
