Feeling horny? Lonely? Bored of reading the same in every escort profile? Whatever, READ THIS!!

Arranging a date with me should be as easy as ordering a pizza, so...

1.- HOW AM I?
Masculine, hot, discreet, well educated, bla, bla, bla... You better check my Guestbook in ***, escort profile is Spanishbullfighter. I am really into arts, cinema and literature but the important thing is that I have a 22 CM COCK and I fuck like a god.

2.- WHAT DO I DO?
I am ONLY TOP and I NEVER DO BAREBACK. As for the rest, you better tell me what you want and I will say yes or no (but I will probably say yeaaah...).

3.- HOW MUCH?
Just ask me. Only cash. I charge per hours and my price is NOT NEGOTIABLE unless you want to pay more.

4.- WHERE?
I travel all over the world and I can go to your home or ho So, please, don´t ask me to go to saunas, parks, garages, McDonald´s toilets, etc.

5.- AND YOU...
You are so cool that you don´t mind to show me a face picture and to have a shower before meeting. Chocolates are the only brown surprise I like.

6.- WILL I LOVE YOU?
Of course I will love you! *

7.- THEN YOU REALLY WANT TO MEET?
So all you have to do is to send me your PHONE and COMPLETE ADDRESS if you want me to go or PHONE and FACE PICTURE if you want to come. See? As easy as ordering a pizza.

8.- DO YOU STILL HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?
Ask me whatever you want. But if it is about something that I haven´t already told you, maybe this could be the begining of a beautiful friendship. **

*If you give me a good tip.
**If you have read it all, say PIZZA!